Salmon Poached in Uranium-235

[pauamma]

Fillet salmon and seal in a plastic bag. Place in the coolant fluid of a water-cooled fission reactor. Remove control rods until the water boils. Remove fish. Do not forget to replace the control rods.

Comments

[livrelibre]

Yeah, that last part is crucial. I forgot last time I made this and it was decontamination for decades. . .

[pauamma]

OTOH, people are still talking of your cooking glowingly!

[livrelibre]

Ahaha! Yeah, that was pretty rad:)

[pauamma]

*eyes you warily* Are you challenging my position as alpha punster?

[livrelibre]

Not! I had to work so hard for that one. *tips hat at the master*