Salmon Poached in Uranium-235

[pauamma]

Fillet salmon and seal in a plastic bag. Place in the coolant fluid of a water-cooled fission reactor. Remove control rods until the water boils. Remove fish. Do not forget to replace the control rods.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

And if you heat a pan of oil with the reactor as a heat source as well, and cut a potato into wedges and fry, and serve that as a side dish, you'll have fission chips!

[pauamma]

*headdesk* Gah! I can't believe I missed that one! *tips notional hat* (Also, I wish those plasma physicists would hurry. How long do I have to wait for fusion cuisine?)

[tamouse]

azz++

+10 points to Hufflepuff!

[azurelunatic]

I actually think I'm Ravenclaw...