Salmon Poached in Uranium-235

[pauamma]

Fillet salmon and seal in a plastic bag. Place in the coolant fluid of a water-cooled fission reactor. Remove control rods until the water boils. Remove fish. Do not forget to replace the control rods.

Comments

[sid]

D'oh! And here I just made salmon last night, in the oven. BORING!

[livrelibre]

Yeah, that last part is crucial. I forgot last time I made this and it was decontamination for decades. . .

[weaverbird]

Hee! *adds to recipe file*

[azurelunatic]

And if you heat a pan of oil with the reactor as a heat source as well, and cut a potato into wedges and fry, and serve that as a side dish, you'll have fission chips!